Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
No subtext here. People are naked.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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