quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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