I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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