dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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