You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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