He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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