Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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