Buhtt sex?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
tell me about the eggs
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