Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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