Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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