i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
A bitchslap is in order.
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