For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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