I'm jealous of your bromance
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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