Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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