Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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