He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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