There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I need to stop coming to work sober
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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