when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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