my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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