He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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