Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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