I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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