Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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