But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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