Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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