Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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