I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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