normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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