oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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