I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
