Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
did you just send me my own nude
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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