If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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