Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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