I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He did a backflip because drugs
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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