Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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