Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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