let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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