i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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