found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
barbara walters just said penis...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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