What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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