Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Someone signed my nipple.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
