I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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