That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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