doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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