I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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