in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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