have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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