How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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