It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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