guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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