I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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