I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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