Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I got inside last night via doggy door
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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